Hammertized

I know a lady who went to see her best friend off at the airport. The best friend was travelling to the USA alone, but her husband and children accompanied her to the airport. Being the best friend, she also came to the airport directly from her office to see her friend off.

The friend's flight took off at about midnight. The lady turned to her best friend's husband and asked him what his plans were for getting back home.

The man and his family live in another city and would most likely not be driving home that night.

The man told her he planned to stay in a hotel with the children till the next morning before going back home.

He told her he and the family were in the hotel all day, and it was from there that they set out for the airport some hours before.

She said okay and jumped into the car with them.

When they got to the hotel, the man's children had already slept off in the car. He had to carry them one by one from the car to their hotel room while she went to book a room for herself at the reception.

When he was done taking care of the children, he went off to his room to sleep. Some minutes later, he heard a knock on his door. It was his wife's best friend.

She said she was told the amount of money she had to pay for just a few hours' sleep, and she found it ridiculous.

She wondered if she could just sleep on the couch in his room till daybreak, the time was already a few minutes past one am (1 AM).

The man said Okay

The man was already half asleep, and this remained so till morning

When the man woke up the next morning, he found his wife's best friend lying next to him on the bed, totally naked

He didn't touch her

He got out of bed and sat on the couch

He and the lady had no prior relationship as such

She was his wife's best friend, but she lived and worked in Lagos

She was single and earned a lot of money from her thriving career

This was all he knew about her

He and his family lived in Ibadan, and they had been there for years

The lady had never visited, and he never had a one-on-one conversation with her before

How she came to be on his bed, totally naked, without any underwear on was a mystery to him

The hotel provided night robes, he saw that she had worn one and then somehow removed it and thrown it to the foot of the bed before climbing into it

He stayed on the couch until it was morning.

He expected the lady to stir and get up to leave

She didn't

He left the room to check on the children and take them for breakfast

When he returned, he met the lady in the bathrobe, working on her computer

He said "Good morning"

She said, "Good morning, I hope you were not too embarrassed to see me in all my glory when you woke up this morning. I am sorry about that. I don't wear underwear as a rule unless I am on my period, and I also won't be able to sleep unless I am butt naked.

I know you must have felt a bit uncomfortable.

I am sorry about that.

The man said, It was fine.

She asked him when he and his children would be checking out of the hotel

He told her they had a wedding to attend in Lagos that weekend and would be in the hotel for four days

He asked her when she would be going home

She said, "If you don't mind, you can go on your errands for today. By the time you get back, I will be long gone."

He left with the children for the wedding rehearsals at Lekki by 11 AM

He has the hotel room card key with him

All she had to do was leave whenever she was ready and close the door behind her

He and the children got back to the hotel at about 10 pm

He settled the children in their room

When he got to his room, he met her, still in the hotel bathrobe, lying on the bed

He asked her why she had not gone home

She said she worked remotely that day, and because it was a hotel and they had both electricity and the internet, she had to take advantage of it to the full

By the time she was done, it was 10 pm, and the gates to her estate would have been locked

So, she was stuck with him for a second night in a row

He said it was unacceptable

"What if the children came knocking and found you in the room? What if there is a fire emergency or any kind of emergency, and we all have to rush out of the hotel?

How would I explain your presence here?

What do you think my wife will think if she hears you were in the same room with me two nights in a row?

Who in their right senses would believe that there is nothing going on between us?

Please don't put me in a situation in which I would not be able to explain my actions without compromising my integrity.

I urge you to please dress up and leave."

She got up, picked up her clothes, and waltzed into the bathroom without saying a word

She was there for over two hours

He waited long and hard for her to come out of the bathroom until he eventually fell asleep

When he woke up, still fully dressed, she was back on the bed, fast asleep, and butt naked like the day she came out of her mother's womb

It was already 2 AM

He moved to the couch and slept there

He was livid with anger, but there was nothing he could do

When he woke up the next morning, she was already awake

She told him she would like to explain herself

He said she didn't need to

He just wanted her gone

It was morning, and her estate gates would have been opened by that time

He had not had a good sleep for two nights in a row because of her

She told him she was squatting with someone, and the person had travelled out of town without dropping the keys for her

She said the person would be back the following day, and she would sleep on the couch that night if he would permit her to spend one more night

She promised she wouldn't make any trouble, and she would stay out of his way

She said she had been putting some money together to rent an apartment of her own, but the house rent had skyrocketed

She begged him to please let her stay with him for one more day

He reasoned that he had only two more nights at the hotel

He had a wedding to attend that day with the children, and they would most likely come back to the hotel late.

He told her she should have been open with him instead of playing sly

She apologized

He and the children went off to the wedding

They returned to the hotel at about 6 pm

The children were tired and barely ate much before sleeping off

He got to the room, changed in the bathroom, and went to lie on the bed

A few minutes later, she joined him on the bed and whispered, "Thank you" in his ear.

He didn't open his eyes; he opened his left arm to tap her on the back, and she slipped right into the arm and cuddled him.

They were in that sidelock for several minutes before she kissed him

He kissed her back, and everywhere turned to liquid metal

It was as if all the restraint of the past few days created a sense of urgency that compelled exploration

He hit her like a hammer to an anvil, and she gushed like water from a rock

When they were done the first time, he hit her again

When they were done the second time, he hit her again

It was as if he was determined to constipate on it once he had tasted of it

It happened six times from around 7 pm till 7 am the next morning

She left at about 10 am

He and the children checked out at about 11 am

The next weekend, she got to Ibadan on Friday

He put his children to bed in his house, waited until they had slept off, and drove to her hotel

He hit her again all night

She was there throughout the weekend, working by day and gushing forth by night

This became a pattern for three years

The man's wife got to the USA and didn't call more than twice

Her second call was to tell him she had no plan of returning to Nigeria, and she would urge him to move on with his life and find another woman to marry who would accept him and the children

He didn't take it too badly because he was already consoling himself with her best friend

The best friend expected him to extend a hand of love, friendship, and intimacy to her as a process of the evolution of their relationship

He didn't

The only thing he did with her was sleep with her

If she says, "Can we have a conversation?"

He would say, "About what?" and pull up her skirt

If she says, "How has your day been?"

He would say, "I just want to crunch you" and then he would go ahead and crunch her.

The best friend knew his wife had left the marriage

Her friend told her, but the man sleeping with her never did

He never broached the subject of courting her or getting married to her

They never went on a proper date where he would treat her like a princess and make butterflies go crazy in her belly

He reduced her to sending nude pictures during the week from the most unusual places and spreading her legs every weekend at odd hours

He never brought her into contact with his children, and he went nowhere with her during the day

Everybody in her life believed her to be single while she knew she was having more sex than most married people with him every month

After three years, she asked for a definition of the relationship

He replied to her that they never had a relationship, it was just sex.

She asked him if he never considered remarrying

He told her he had already met the person he wanted to get married to and the wedding ceremony would be taking place soon

She asked who the lucky person was

He told her she does not know the lady

She got angry, he turned her around and lifted her skirt and she gushed

She complained that all he does with her was lift her skirt

He lifted her skirt again

She didn't know what to do

Sex with him was fantastic but she wanted marriage and she had come to get used to him and to love him in her own way, but he was not seeing her that way

She tried to correct his perspective of her, but all her efforts failed

He slept with her till the eve of his wedding

She had promised not to go to him but somehow, she still carried her bag and booked herself into the hotel he was lodged in before the wedding

She called him after midnight, and he went to her room

She felt she could make one last attempt to reason with him

He was marrying a lady ten years younger than her and she was sure he was not sleeping with the lady with the same intensity with which he was hammering her

She knew he must feel something for her and she wanted to help him find it

She had planned what she would say and how she would talk to him so that he wouldn't make the mistake of marrying the wrong person

Before she could open her mouth, he had turned her around and mounted her from behind

Sex with him was a liberating experience for her

He would mount, dismount and walk away to the edge of the bed and say something like "Bring that V-boot to me"

And she would crawl on all fours to him in reverse and give him the V boot.

All the things she had told herself or promised herself she would stop doing with him were the things she did.

They had sex almost every weekend for three years and they had no meaningful conversation whatsoever.

When he was done for the fifth time that night, he got out of her bed and said, "I am off to my wedding in a few hours, will I see you next week as usual?"

She couldn't say a word

She just shook her head and hot tears poured forth from her eyes

He walked up to her, hugged her and ran out of her room.

That was the last time she saw him

She cried as she watched the wedding on YouTube being streamed live and she cried every day as her body craved him and she had to wean herself off him

She wondered why he never saw her as someone he could be married to

He never even gave her a chance, and it hurts her deeply.

PS: A man can sleep with a woman so well that she would fall in love with him

A woman can sleep with a man so well that he would fall in love with her

A man can also sleep with a woman so well and feel nothing for her

A woman can also sleep with a man so well and feel nothing for him

Good sex can lead to sweet love

Good sex can also lead to indifference

The assumption that once you get into somebody's pant, you control the key to their soul is very wrong

A person can be in love with a A and still have earthshattering sex with Z without feeling anything for Z

Using sex to negotiate love is an unwise move

Once two people start having sex without the proper foundation and emotional involvement, it is most likely that they would only always see each other as sex buddies

A person can be sleeping with you and at the same time he or she can find another person to fall in love with and get married to

If he or she didn't see you that way, there is nothing you can do about it.

IN the Post  pictures are the Nobles and the miracle twins. The first two pictures were taken last year in Lagos while the second set were taken in Abuja this year.

The twins are big girls now and we all looked younger.

Glory be to God for a victorious 2025!

-GSW-