Calling The Call Girl

Something happened early this morning, we 
had an online service that ended at 11:45pm 
I had spent all day in my hotel room preparing 
and praying for this service When we were 
done, everybody was excited and feeling the 
buzz of the Holy Spirit We couldn’t sleep 
We kept sharing stuff on the group chat and 
then the testimonies started dropping from 
all over 
When it was 12:30, I decided I had to leave 
my room and take in some fresh air 
I usually do this by the pool of the hotel 
The Friday night crowd would have left and 
from experience I know I will have the place 
to myself 
I was wrong 
When I got downstairs, there were about 50 
people of all nations still engaged in 
Thank God it's Friday stuff 
I found a chair far from the crowd and sat 
down 
The crowd began to disperse after a few 
minutes 
I was just praying in tongues and feeling all 
the vibes
Suddenly the crowd was gone but four ladies 
remained behind One of them approached me 
She asked if I had a cigarette I told her 
I don’t smoke 
She asked what I was drinking 
I said water 
Then she sat down on the chair next to me 
She said her name was Barbara 
I said okay 
She asked me where I came from 
I told her 
She asked me what I do for a living 
I told her 
She asked me how long I was spending 
in the hotel 
I smiled 
She said she is into fashion but Covid-19 
happened and she began to do other 
stuff to keep body and soul together 
I had no clue what she was saying 
(Please don’t get me wrong, I have seen 
commercial sex workers before and I 
kind of know their general way of talking 
and acting, she didn’t look or dress the type) 
The hotel too is quite classy and I didn’t 
expect such there
 So I asked her what other things she does 
to make money and she said “What do ladies 
do to make extra cash by the side at this
 time of the night” 
Yeah, like “why are you asking me a foolish 
question” 
That was when it dawned on me that she 
and the other ladies came to catch foreigners 
in need of a warm body for the night. 
I said “You came here for the white guys, right? 
She said “Those girls over there did but I 
came to have some fun and a joy myself” 
By this time she started talking about 
growing up being tough and not having 
anybody to help her I didn’t say anything 
(I was kind of hoping for a Jesus by
the well experience where I would dazzle 
her with word of knowledge and get her 
to become a Christian but it didn’t happen) 
I was by this time feeling sleepy, so I told 
her I’d like to get going I stood up to 
leave and she said “Shall we” I stopped 
and turned “Shall we how”
She said what’s your room number so that 
I can register at the front desk for your 
protection I started laughing 
I said “You have misunderstood me somehow, 
I am very married and even if I am not, this 
sort of thing is not in me” 
She said “Don’t you want to see my beautiful 
body”
I smiled and shook my head 
Then she said “You know there are many 
guys I could be with tonight and I chose 
to be with you and you want to leave me 
stranded here” 
I said “Good night” 
As I turned to leave, she said “I make love, 
I don’t have sex and I have protection 
So can I come?
I didn’t bother waiting, I was already on 
the move 
Then she made a mistake, she sprinted 
towards me and held my hand (not violently 
but with enough force to get my attention) 
She went facedown and started rolling 
on the floor 
A waiter saw it and so did one of the elevator 
operators
The waiter came around and asked what 
the issue was I didn’t answer him (I knew 
he saw what happened and most likely 
knew her because he was the one that 
escorted the three other ladies away 
from the pool side some minutes earlier 
I just watched her 
After about three minutes, she opened 
her eyes and said “Are you a pastor?” 
I shook my head (I am really not one) 
Then she said “On October 1st, I met 
a man who gave me money to celebrate 
my birthday. 
I am 40 years old. 
I did the party and the man came with 
his friends and took us out and spent a 
lot of money!
I was so drunk I didn’t know how I got home. 
I woke up the next morning on the floor 
of my kitchen, I had assumed I was in 
the room until I felt the cold tiles of my 
kitchen floor. 
Since that day I have been sick. 
Some of my friends said the man’s money 
was not pure and that was why I got sick 
I went to see a man and I was told I have 
to sleep with someone and push what was 
done to me to the person. 
I am sorry, pastor, I didn’t know you’re a pastor. 
I wouldn’t have come for you… 
She then began to cry I laughed and asked 
her to stand up to her feet
I asked her to come close and I held her 
two hands I didn’t say anything, she began 
to tremble and cringe. 
I asked her to say “Lord Jesus, I accept 
you as my Lord and Saviour and I receive 
total forgiveness for all my sins I held her 
hands again 
This time she began to cry and
speak in tongues After a few minutes, she 
was back on the floor, rolling and praying 
I dropped the cash in my pocket with the 
waiter 
I asked him to give it to her for her transport 
fare whenever she was ready 
I got to my room by 3:15 am, thanked the 
Holy Spirit and slept off.