Elbow Capture

The woman was her husband's colleague 
Her husband gave her a ride to and from 
the office every day 
The Woman's house was located on the road
to his office! 
The woman was married too 
In fact the woman and the woman's husband 
were at their wedding! 
The woman was about a year older than
her! 
According to her husband, they were driving 
to the office one day when the woman asked 
him what he thought about her breasts! 
Her husband said he found the question 
awkward and didn't know how to answer it! 
So he smiled and drove on, making a mental 
note to change his route
So as not to pick her again! 
Her handshake was getting way beyond 
the elbow! 
The previous week she complained and 
complained about how sexually unsatisfied 
she was 
She said her husband was a one minute man 
and despite all her efforts at buying 
Tiger nuts &other sexual stimulants
Her husband never went beyond the two 
minutes mark! 
Her husband said he was not comfortable 
with the discussion at all but the woman 
was very frustrated and kept venting! 
The next day the woman kept quiet and 
drive was normal 
So her husband forgot about it and saw 
it as one of those  days! 
Until the breast assessment discussion 
the following week! 
Knowing her and how she might likely react,
her husband didn't mention the breast thing 
when he got home 
But words are powerful and the question 
got to him! 
Her husband said when he picked the 
lady up the next day he told her he would 
appreciate
It if they stopped talking about things 
like that! 
The lady said "I didn't mean to make you 
uncomfortable! I am going crazy! 
I cry myself to sleep every night, I need help! 
I don't want sex! I just need someone to 
caress and fondle my ivory towers! 
I need to get rid of this tension in my 
system! 
Her husband told her to get her husband 
to do his duty! 
She told her husband that her husband has 
left her for over six months 
She said her husband ran away with another 
lady and she was dying! 
Her husband said sorry 
Dropped her off and decided never to pick
her again! 
For three days in a row after that she 
didn't show up at work 
Her husband and two other colleagues went 
to check her at home 
Her life seems to be in disarray 
They encouraged her to return to work 
They told her it would get better 
Later that evening, on his way home
Her husband branched to check on her! 
That was it! He didn't come home that 
night! 
Of everything, she imagined while making 
frantic calls and searching for her husband 
that night 
The woman was the last thing on her mind! 
The next day, her husband got home in the 
morning and lied
To her that he was kidnapped and only 
escaped that morning! 
She thanked God and hoped that once 
he showered and slept he would give her 
more details 
He ate and slept 
She went to the market 
When she got back, he had packed some 
of his clothes and disappeared! 
He went back to the woman! 
She became one of those abandoned 
women 
The one's the world would say couldn't 
keep her man from straying! 
It was the last thing she ever imagined 
could happen to her 
Beauty and love failed! 
Faithfulness and trust failed! 
Evil triumphed! 
All she could do was cry and cry!
She knew where he was the 
following day 
The colleague called her on the phone 
and said "If you come crying to the 
office that someone snatched your 
husband, I will make sure you bury 
your three children with your own hands! 
You had your turn, I am having my turn! 
Is that clear?"
She had planned to go to his office that 
morning 
She decided it would be counterproductive 
after that phone call 
She called his people His mother was 
alarmed 
That was his father was also taken away 
from the family several years before 
Both women didn't know what to do!
They called his uncle, the oldest man 
in her husband's family! 
The uncle said "If he walked away with 
his own leg, he would walk back home 
with his own leg sooner or later" 
A friend took her to a spiritualist 
They did something that involved chants, 
burning candles and incense
The spiritualist told them the husband 
snatcher will no longer sleep or have 
any rest until she returned what she 
had stolen! 
Weeks later, "the husband snatcher" 
wrote a note to the brother in Jeans 
and T-shirt on Twitter! 
I need help sir, I cannot sleep! 
I have nightmares all the time
Someone is out to get me! 
Please I need to see you! 
I need you to pray for me! 
The Brother in Jeans and T-shirt met 
with her 
She came to his office with her "husband" 
They prayed! 
As soon as they finished praying, '
the husband started crying profusely! 
Something was happening
to him within! 
He held his head and started coughing 
He was in great discomfort 
After about five minutes 
He drank some water and ran to the 
restroom afterward 
He came out screaming 
"What have you done to me, you witch" 
It took two security men to restrain him 
He was very angry
She couldn't say anything! 
The Brother in Jeans and T-shirt told 
her to tell the truth 
What was going on! 
She told him the truth! 
The brother in Jeans and T-shirt gave 
the man the phone 
The man called his wife! 
The security men took the man to a
 separate office 
His wife came and met him there! 
The brother on Jeans and T-shirt sat 
with the "husband snatcher" for hours 
She had a lot to say and had been through 
a lot 
At the end of the day, she gave her life to 
Christ and was filled with the Holy Ghost 
The brother in Jeans and T-shirt told her 
God will settle her! 
Then he met with the couple and told the 
husband he wouldn't have been so easy to 
enchant if he had taken his walk with the 
Holy Spirit as Christ intended! 
Being a good man is putting yourself at a 
disadvantage in this world 
Being full of the Holy Spirit is your advantage!

GSW's note: I am happy to announce that the 
"husband snatcher" will be getting married 
tomorrow! 
The Holy Spirit sorted her out within ten 
months of her encounter with him! 
She is also full of the Holy Spirit, 
and doing mighty exploits in the name 
of Jesus! 

Ps: Congratulations sister K!