Job Chronicles V

Job Chronicles V

This thought really scared me and 
I started to think about what I could 
do to add value without first getting 
a job. 
I began to examine my skills, and I did 
not think I gained any valuable knowledge 
or skills while at DJL and UNILAG but I 
realized I was still good at the math and 
further-math I learned at Shagamu and 
could teach it competently and so I 
decided to teach.
 I told my Shagamu principal about it and 
she introduced me to a principal friend 
of hers at a private high school in Ikeja 
who told me she wasn’t hiring for some 
reason I can’t remember now. 
I started to look for math/further-math 
teaching openings online and got an 
interview at a private school in Ketu. 
I wore my Christmas dress and attended 
the interview. 
After speaking with the principal, I was 
given past math and further-math exam 
questions to solve and that took about 
2-3 hours. 
While it was being marked, I was asked 
to teach in front of a class. 
After all this, the principal offered me 
the job and said the pay was N25,000 
per month. 
I was in shock! 
Why did she not say the salary before 
putting me through all that stress? 
I told her I wasn’t interested and turned 
down the job. 
There and then, I decided I would rather 
teach for free than get paid N25,000 
and end up being resentful.
 I also decided I would rather teach 
public school students who probably 
did not have enough good teachers and 
would value my service better than 
private school students who probably 
had more than enough good teachers 
to choose from. 
Members of the church I attend parked 
at Oregun high school, a public school 
on Ikosi road, and that was the first 
school I went to and offered to teach 
for free. 
The English teacher/VP I spoke with 
was so happy I was offering to teach 
for free and she couldn’t believe I did 
not have an ulterior motive for offering 
my services pro-bono until I told her 
I wanted to keep busy until I traveled 
for my masters. 
She went on to Say they had no 
further-math teacher in the school and 
there was only one boy, M, who registered 
for further-math for WAEC. 
She sent for M and after we spoke, 
he said he was interested in being 
taught both math and further-math in 
preparation for WAEC which was only 
3 months away and admitted to never 
having been taught the subject. 
We agreed that I would come teach 
him in the morning at 7am before his 
other classes started at 8am. 
The VP took me to the principal who 
was also enthusiastic and thanked me. 
However, she sent for me the following 
day and said I needed to get approval 
from the Lagos State Education District 
at Oshodi before I could teach at her 
school.
I Was really surprised as I did not expect 
to have to go through all that stress just 
to volunteer but I proceeded to Oshodi. 
I took the wrong turn twice and almost 
passed one way while trying to locate 
the District office. 
Eventually, I found it and I was passed 
from one person to the other and asked 
to write plenty super story applications 
and whatnot. 
Eventually, I was told that it was the 
principal’s decision to let me teach at 
her school, not theirs. 
I went back to the school and reported 
this to the principal but for some weird 
reason I would always wonder at, 
she said I couldn’t teach at the school. 
But at this point, I was determined to 
teach the student by fire or by force 
because he was already excited at 
the prospect of being taught and I 
too was excited at the prospect of 
teaching. 
And so I agreed to teach him after 
school hours on the school premises 
without the principal’s Knowledge. 
Since he had never been taught 
Further math and it was barely 
three months to WAEC, I decided to 
teach him with WAEC past questions 
and the WAEC syllabus as that would 
give us the greatest coverage of 
topics in the shortest possible time. 
I can’t remember where I got the 
Further math textbooks and past 
question papers from, but I would 
teach him using the textbook for 
2-2.5 hours after school every day 
on the school premises.
 
After a week though, I wasn’t satisfied 
with teaching just one student for 
2.5 hours daily so I went to the next 
public school which was even much 
closer to my house and the principal 
welcomed me with open arms. 
She introduced me to all the math 
and further-math teachers at the school. 
It was agreed that I would teach math
 to two S.S.1 classes under the 
supervision of their math teacher and 
would teach further-math to the 
three students who registered for 
further-math for WAEC. 
The S.S.1 and S.S.2 students had a 
further-math teacher so I would not 
need to teach those classes. 
I resumed promptly at 7:00 am the 
following day to teach my first math 
class. 
The math teacher supervised me for 
a few minutes and left. 
I taught on my own for the remainder of 
my stay at the school. 
On my first day, I was teaching the total 
surface area of solids and was building 
up the formulas from the area of plain 
shapes rather than just putting up 
the formula and expecting them to 
cram it.
One of the smartest students in the 
class, D, (I found out that later) exclaimed, 
“wow! I am learning a lot”! 
Honestly, that single statement validated 
me and would forever stay with me. 
I observed there was something different 
about D. 
He was always very neatly dressed and 
carried himself with confidence. 
One day, I engaged him in conversation 
and that’s when he told me he only 
recently transferred to the school and 
attended a private school from JS1-3. 
I asked him why he transferred to the 
public school and the reason he gave 
was because his father could no longer 
afford the fees. 
When he told me the amount per term, 
I felt terribly sad for him. 
I initially thought he said N90,500 but 
he corrected me and said it was N19,500. 
It was my experience teaching at the 
school that made me believe the 
statistic that said about 80% of Nigerians 
lived on less than a dollar a day.
Prior to that teaching experience, I 
actually believed that statistic was 
false and mostly exaggerated as I 
did not know anyone in my circle 
who fell into that category. 
(GSW's note: Firecracker is a buttie)
One day I woke up in the middle of 
the night and decided to cook for 
some of the students at the school. 
Granted it wasn’t my ingredients, it 
was my mum’s but I didn’t think 
she would mind. 
I cooked a huge cooler of rice and 
chicken and took it to the school. 
The students rushed the food and 
All of it was gone in a few minutes 
so I believed I did the right thing. 
I did the same the following day but 
the principal called me to her office 
after I had distributed the food and 
said it wasn’t a good idea for me to 
give students’ food as the students or 
their parents could attribute any 
ailment they had to my food and I 
would be held liable. 
I took her advice and never gave 
them food again so that I dont 
get into trouble
Unlike D, the majority of the students 
were not as enthusiastic as I expected. 
I tried my best to explain as simply as 
I could repeating myself several times 
but I only got answers to my questions 
from the same set of students. 
I taught the three S.S.3 further-math 
students during their normal further-math 
period and 2 of them understood well 
enough but the third one wasn’t coping 
as much as I expected. 
No matter how many times I explained, 
he just wasn’t getting it and I did not 
have the heart to tell him I didn’t think 
he should be taking the subject so I 
kept trying but without much luck. 
Let me just say that Fashola who was 
the then governor of Lagos state was 
doing a decent job of trying to improve 
public school education. 
The classrooms had wooden chairs and 
benches similar to the locker I had in 
Shagamu, some classes had fans 
and we didn’t even have fans in our 
classrooms in Shagamu until much 
later, and the textbooks for 5 compulsory 
subjects were given to each student at 
the beginning of the school year but 
they had to be returned at the end of 
the school year so they could be given 
books for the next school year. 
The problem with that though is that
 J.S.3 and S.S.3 students also needed 
the textbooks for their previous two 
years to study for their external 
exams.
 
The S.S.1 science students were 
much better behaved and more 
interested in learning than the art 
students though as per standard 
procedure 
Most of the art students had zero 
interest in learning and I think after 
a few humiliating incidents, I 
stopped teaching their class. 
But I offered to spend time after 
school teaching any student who 
came to me. 
It was at this after hour class I met 
the most interesting characters ever. 
They were the trouble-makers of their 
set but they were hilarious and you 
know me I love to laugh. 

One time I asked them what they 
wanted to become in the future and the 
responses were very poorly written. 
Some of them wrote “Olamide the rapper”. 
When I probed further about their 
background, I found out none of them 
had any family or community member 
who was a University graduate. 
Some of them had part-time jobs and 
I know 2 of them worked as tailors
 after school and during the weekend. 
Olamide was the only symbol of 
success they could relate with as 
he grew up poor in a community 
similar to theirs and became successful. T
hat’s how I asked 2 of them to rap for 
me and I Spent the rest of the afternoon 
laughing at their attempts.
And that’s when it occurred to me that 
exposure is very important. It is necessary 
for one to see the several career 
opportunities and possibilities of success 
available to one. 
One of the reasons why kids in private 
school get taken on tours to multinationals a
nd successful companies on career day is 
so they can see the various career options 
available to them. 
Anyway, I decided I wanted to help the 
smartest students in public schools get 
scholarships to very good private schools. 
The students would benefit from; the 
good quality of education available in 
those schools, the exposure to the 
lifestyle of their well-to-do classmates, 
and various career opportunities. 
The school would in turn benefit from the 
excellent grades the students would 
make in their final exams which would 
improve the school’s profile and attract 
more paying students to the school.
 


Firecracker Toyeen
Instagram: @firecracker_toyeen
Blog: www.fire-cracker toyeen.com
Twitter: @firecrackertoyn