Video Assisted Confession

She: Please don't embarrass me. I am begging you, don't cause a scene. Please, don't make me the object of everybody's ridicule.

He: Ok. Can you please wear your clothes and get out of my bed?

She: You promise, you won't tell?

He: I promise, please leave.

She did

Two weeks later, his babe returned from her course in the UK.

Babe: I am not happy

Him: Why?

Babe: Such and such said she came to say hello in my absence and you almost raped her.

Him: What! Do you believe that?

Babe: I ordinarily wouldn't but why would she lie?

He: I don't understand

Babe: I asked her to come over to collect some stuff I bought for her and she swore she will never come here again unless you apologize and promise you will never molest her again.

He: I will do no such thing

Babe: Come on, just say sorry

He: And admit I wronged her?

Babe: Just do it for me. I don't want my best friend and my man at war.

He: Ok

Babe brings her friend to the house, they were having lunch

He: I have the video recording of what happened that day before I apologise, should I play it?

Friend: I am sorry...

Babe: I don't understand

Friend: I was drunk that day. I know I made a fool of myself. I just wanted to turn the tables.

Him: Did I try to rape you?

Friend: No. You were very proper.

Later...

Babe: Why didn't you tell me about the tape?

Him: There was no tape, only conscience...